I think it’s pretty fair to say that business in China is not generally described as “efficient, forthright, honest.” I’ve heard some interesting stories from Chinese friends or people who work in China, and while it’s not every experience, it isn’t uncommon to find yourself in a situation where a Westerner throws up their hands and just goes “WTF, seriously?!” In our ten days or so in China, we’ve been extremely lucky to have met some very earnest, kind, helpful people and have never had the inkling something weird was going on. Obviously it had to end sometime.
This is the part where I digress for awhile…
One of the things I have always wished I could be was a model. Being hot is not really an issue–most models aren’t. Talent and height mean more. Unfortunately, I don’t have the height (probably not the talent either, but hey ;p) So as a consolation prize, I’ve always wanted to have these Chinese-style model/wedding photo shoot done. For my birthday, Hugh indulged in my whims and we went with my friend Jon (who speaks Chinese, but is not from Shanghai) looking for photo studios.
We went to one, but were disappointed by the portfolios. I wanted something more haute-coutre and magaziney. Anyone could take a nice picture of me if we took enough photos, I wanted something unusual. We found one place and were immediately drawn by the photos on the wall of crazy Vogue-esque photo shoots. Everything seemed fine… but this is when the business side comes in.
So first, they forced us to pay ahead of time. In hindsight, we should have never agreed to do that. We were lucky it didn’t turn out worse than it did. Then they changed the dates on us and tried to change the times on us–which is annoying, but whatever. Realizing they were just messing with us because we are foreign, we had Jon’s Shanghaiese driver take care of us. He did a lot of yelling–but them being pros, we got nothing we wanted.
I was concerned about the day of the photo shoot, but the people at the studio were really helpful and lovely. However, the business end came back to ruin the night. After a staggering 14 hours (which Hugh and Jon very patiently sat through–thank you so much!) we thought we were nearly done…and then the studio tried to tell us we couldn’t finish that day and had to come back the next day. This infuriated me because they had told us we could finish on the same day, which was the reason they told us to change days in the first place. We refused and demanded we finish on the same day.
Then, of course, comes the part where they backed out on their contract because it wasn’t clearly specified what was included in the price (what does, “you get pictures on a disk!” sound like to you?) We should have checked more thoroughly, perhaps gotten it in writing–but would that have mattered? They were clearly quite used to this because despite having 4 people protesting at them in 3 different languages, most of them seemed completely unphazed and apathetic to it. It seems to be something they do everyday–couple goes in, couple finds out they only get 25% of all the shots they took, girl gets upset, boy buys pictures to try and soothe upset girlfriend. By the way, each extra photo costs $10. WTF, seriously? It isn’t even that expensive in Japan or America.
So, they made us pay ahead of time, they changed dates and times on us, and then they blatantly lied to us when they told us we would get all of our pictures. In the end, they tried to get us to pay $400 US for my remaining pictures but we refused. They tried to say things like, “Oh what a waste of a day, are you sure you don’t want to just buy the rest of the set?” They tried to nickle and dime us for everything and tried to force us to buy photos we didn’t want (for example, they tried to force me to buy an ugly photo because they “needed” it to super impose onto my hand for another shot–$10US for a tiny picture of me sitting in my own hand! Fuck you guys, really.) I refused to give them another dime, even if it meant giving up some nice shots.
Well anyways, lesson is–don’t go to Venus Wedding Plaza on Huihai Zhong Lu 568. Actually, since they swear every studio works the same way–don’t go anywhere on that road. Afterwards, Jon’s driver (who spent a good hour yelling at them for scamming us) told us that this is how it is sometimes, and they do it to everyone, but especially to us because they knew they could get away with it.
Oh well, I only got to take home 30 of my 120+ photos…but on a sidenote, the people at the photo studio (seperate from the people who run the business end in Huihai) were lovely and let us take photos even though we weren’t allowed to. I got to do poses that Jon and Hugh and I came up with (including tons of stupid ones) and not just some of the random cheesy stuff the photographer had me do. So screw you Venus Wedding Plaza and here’s a sampling of what I did yesterday
I’m pretty sure I got more than $400 worth of ellicit photography ;P

Getting made up as a crazy fairy...

Who needs a professional photographer when I have Hugh to snap shots like this one