Fake Twitter from Laos
7:00AM – Whoohoo! We’re awake, lets buy food for the bus trip and go…!
9:00AM – Yay, the bus is leaving!
9:15AM – Hmm…. looks like we’re picking up people along the way….
10:30AM – Are we out of Savannakhet yet?
11:00AM – WTF they’re loading planks of wood on the roof?
12:00PM – Pitstop for lunch and more passengers… that lady’s selling eggs on a stick. How do you get eggs on a stick with the shell still on them?
12:05PM – Hey that lady’s got chicken butt….or bat butt… hmm, tiny wings…
12:30PM – Bathroom break. In the bushes. Pass.
1:00PM – Please stop loading people on the bus. The aisles are full already.
1:30PM – Oh god, I think that lady is throwing up…
1:35PM – Damnit, they’re passing the bag of vomit up the aisle.
2:00PM – Zzzzzz….
2:30PM – Are we there yet?
2:35PM – Cool, someone’s getting off. Time to stretch!
2:40PM – WTF 5 people are getting on?
3:30PM – Old man is yelling about stuff and everyone’s laughing at him… crazy old dudes.
4:00PM – Whoo hoo, 70km from Vientiene!
5:30PM – 20km from Vientiene? What the….
6:50PM – Thank god we’ve arrived!
Of course, it wouldn’t be another hour until we got to the hotel and finally got to eat dinner (we had passed on the egg-sticks and the bat/chicken sticks so just ate chocolate and baguettes the entire time.) Despite all of this, I still like this country a lot.